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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2017 22:27:11 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2017 12:36:20 GMT -5
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Post by trebor on Mar 10, 2017 18:32:09 GMT -5
Ducky THOUGHTS BY ’DUCKY’ I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. So I said ‘Implants?’ She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ? Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go ‘skinny dipping.’ Now I just ‘chunky dunk.’ Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctrl Alt Delete’ and start all over? AMEN! Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? A completely brilliant question! Wouldn’t you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, But FAT cells live forever. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside? Another completely brilliant question! Bumper sticker of the year: ‘If you can read this, thank a teacher – and since it’s in English, thank a soldier’ And remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. Ya’ just might want to pass this along...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2017 13:01:05 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2017 17:13:28 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2017 16:15:39 GMT -5
Jackie's new body guard...
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Post by yellowstone2014 on Mar 23, 2017 1:13:58 GMT -5
Juxtaposer, you caught the wrong thread. There is an extra one for videos. This one is for photos.
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Post by juxtaposer on Mar 23, 2017 3:06:07 GMT -5
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Post by juxtaposer on Mar 23, 2017 3:08:19 GMT -5
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Post by trebor on Apr 8, 2017 17:55:37 GMT -5
One word photo
Aspiration
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Post by pgantioch on Apr 9, 2017 1:18:43 GMT -5
The label says Sistine Chapel passing a joint... Hmm... I think I'd call that a blunt, not a joint. Even Dr Dre & Snoop Dogg might be impressed.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2017 7:41:44 GMT -5
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Post by juxtaposer on May 21, 2017 0:02:47 GMT -5
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Post by ads on May 28, 2017 5:46:50 GMT -5
Notice which way the back feet face. Seriously screwed up animal.
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Post by Beachguy on Jun 11, 2017 15:06:21 GMT -5
It is called barking around a tree
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