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Post by Beachguy on Dec 10, 2016 13:54:41 GMT -5
a guy was always coming across the Mexican boarder on a bike with two sacks on the handlebars , they keep searching his sacks but found nothing over a year , one day the official on the boarder saw him in a taco joint and asked him we know you were deporting something , what was it , Jose answers.... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bikes
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Post by Beachguy on Dec 18, 2016 9:10:35 GMT -5
A woman an husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist , she says I want the tooth pulled and no pain killers cause we in a hurry , the dentist says you are a courageous woman , which tooth is it ? she says show him the tooth hun Look who the usa ran for the WH
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Post by Beachguy on Dec 19, 2016 15:42:25 GMT -5
a cowboy dies at the age of 106 from Texas , he said he sprinkled a little gun power on his daily cereal for 50 years , he left a 15 feet hole in the floor of crematorium
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Post by waldschratt on Dec 19, 2016 16:42:51 GMT -5
Patient: "Doctor, the man beside me cried the whole night, I think he may die soon. Could you place him in the death room?" Doctor: "What do you think where you are?"
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Post by Beachguy on Dec 21, 2016 14:30:09 GMT -5
A ninth grade and the students are talking about requirements to run for the wh , who is qualified bah bah bah natural born here bah bah , one boy stands up and says i protest this , my sister is not from a natural born she is from a c section A man ask the pharmacist if he has any way to get the hiccups to go away , the pharmacist pores a cold glass of ice water and throws it in the guys face , yikes the angrily man yells and the pharmacist says see they went away and the guy says but my wife is still in the car .
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Post by waldschratt on Dec 21, 2016 17:24:40 GMT -5
"Bundespräsidentenstichwahlwiederhohlungsverschiebung"
is the word of the year in Austria! There you can see a little problem of the german language.
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Post by yellowstone2014 on Dec 22, 2016 3:15:32 GMT -5
" Bundespräsidentenstichwahlwiederhohlungsverschiebung" is the word of the year in Austria! There you can see a little problem of the german language. Wha....? Don't think to much about this word. It is hardly to explain. I'm from Austria, Waldschratt is from Germany, so he got this word via the media. Forget it.
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Post by Beachguy on Dec 26, 2016 11:05:26 GMT -5
What would you like to hear from people looking down at you in your casket ?? Bah bah bah This and that Was a nice person bah bah Best buddy he was
LOOK !!! HE'S MOVING !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Beachguy on Dec 26, 2016 11:14:46 GMT -5
When leaving the church service a 7 years old gives the preacher some money in his hand , the preacher says to Johnny why are you giving me this money ? , the kid says " my dad said you are the poorest preacher we ever had ""
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Post by Beachguy on Dec 28, 2016 9:28:55 GMT -5
A man escapes from his jail cell digging under the ground to freedom , he comes up in the middle of a preschool playground , he shouts and shouts . "" i'm free ....i'm free "", a little girl says ......"" big deal , so what ......I'm four ""
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Post by Beachguy on Dec 28, 2016 14:15:16 GMT -5
We have had a Joke thread on every forum i have been on. This forum should be no exception. The price of Tide
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Post by jrchico on Dec 28, 2016 17:19:42 GMT -5
We have had a Joke thread on every forum i have been on. This forum should be no exception. The price of Tide
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Post by Beachguy on Jun 4, 2017 15:02:18 GMT -5
Yikes !!! Alfred has me blocked from a Private Message , gee , wonder why ?
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Post by Beachguy on Jun 4, 2017 15:04:07 GMT -5
While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Donald Trump and his role as the President. The old farmer said, " Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is like a 'Post Tortoise'.'' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post tortoise' was. The old farmer said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's a post tortoise." The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with." HERE TOO , omg man , get a life dude
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2017 16:52:02 GMT -5
Those crazy Canadians...
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