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Post by bastet on Aug 19, 2019 16:55:01 GMT -5
A man took his daughter to the office on Take Your Child to Work Day. As she walked around she broke down in tears. As the man’s office mates gathered around she said “but daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?”
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Post by bastet on Aug 23, 2019 11:15:35 GMT -5
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday as it left a New York publishing house. According to the Associated Press, witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed!
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Post by bastet on Aug 23, 2019 11:39:32 GMT -5
Dodgy Hungarian translation book...
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Post by Willyiam on Aug 23, 2019 11:50:11 GMT -5
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday as it left a New York publishing house. According to the Associated Press, witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed! And let's not forget Gobsmacked!
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Post by bastet on Aug 29, 2019 20:21:19 GMT -5
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Post by bastet on Sept 19, 2019 12:24:53 GMT -5
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Post by bastet on Sept 23, 2019 10:46:11 GMT -5
"My wife said my OCD is driving her crazy and she's leaving. I told her on her way out to be sure to open and close the door five times and to come back and check it twice."
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Post by bastet on Sept 26, 2019 16:16:52 GMT -5
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: Does this taste funny to you?"
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Post by bastet on Oct 6, 2019 19:25:00 GMT -5
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Post by bastet on Oct 27, 2019 14:10:58 GMT -5
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Post by bastet on Nov 2, 2019 16:44:23 GMT -5
The President's aid came to him and said, "Sir, I had a dream." "You got your parade! It was miles and miles long winding thru Washington D.C. Millions of joyful people lined the streets. All the people were cheering, joyful, and literally dancing in the streets. And you were riding in the most beautiful carriage." The President asks, "Was I happy?" The aid answers, "I don't know sir. The casket was closed."
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Post by ursus on Nov 2, 2019 17:39:24 GMT -5
The President's aid came to him and said, "Sir, I had a dream." "You got your parade! It was miles and miles long winding thru Washington D.C. Millions of joyful people lined the streets. All the people were cheering, joyful, and literally dancing in the streets. And you were riding in the most beautiful carriage." The President asks, "Was I happy?" The aid answers, "I don't know sir. The casket was closed."
Gee, I thought it was for the Nationals.
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Post by bastet on Nov 6, 2019 16:24:57 GMT -5
"This morning I went for a stroll with a gorgeous woman. When she noticed me, we went for a run!"
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Post by bastet on Nov 10, 2019 15:56:31 GMT -5
"When I die I want to go like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not like the other 3 guys in the truck with him..."
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Post by bastet on Nov 27, 2019 15:07:39 GMT -5
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