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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2018 23:30:00 GMT -5
There's a word for people who are wrong about everything all the time;
HUSBANDS
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Post by bastet on Jun 28, 2018 8:53:28 GMT -5
A man and woman are dining in a restaurant.
They are obviously in love, and things are getting serious in their relationship. A violinist is playing romantic music. The lights in the establishment are dimmed down low. The man fidgets nervously and says ”I’m.. ha, I’m not sure how to say this.” The woman smiles, holds back some tears and responds “Just say it! Just Say it!!!” The man says “Wor-Chester-Shire”.
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Post by ursus on Jun 28, 2018 11:42:13 GMT -5
A man and woman are dining in a restaurant.
They are obviously in love, and things are getting serious in their relationship. Jackie is singing romantic music. The lights in the establishment are dimmed down low. The man fidgets nervously and says ”I’m.. ha, I’m not sure how to say this.” The woman smiles, holds back some tears and responds “Just say it! Just Say it!!!” The man says “Wor-Chester-Shire”.
Fixed your post.
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Post by bastet on Jun 30, 2018 15:25:14 GMT -5
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Post by bastet on Jul 3, 2018 15:51:19 GMT -5
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Post by bastet on Jul 3, 2018 15:52:56 GMT -5
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Post by bastet on Jul 5, 2018 21:02:31 GMT -5
Reminds me of some guys I worked with...
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Post by bastet on Jul 8, 2018 15:58:02 GMT -5
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Post by bastet on Jul 17, 2018 11:13:44 GMT -5
A fellow on vacation calls his house sitter.
How's my cat? Aww, the cat's dead. What!! Jeez you can't just blurt that out! Have some sensitivity fer goodness sake. Wat'cha mean? Start slow. Like the cat got out. Next time I call you can say the cat's on the roof. Finally, when I'm prepared you can tell me the cat died. Oh, OK. BTW, how's Mom? Uh, your Mom's on the roof?
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Post by bastet on Aug 4, 2018 1:22:23 GMT -5
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Post by ursus on Aug 4, 2018 5:17:41 GMT -5
That doesn't look like Jackie's mother, or maybe it does.
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Post by bastet on Aug 6, 2018 22:33:47 GMT -5
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Post by bastet on Aug 19, 2018 22:30:36 GMT -5
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Post by bastet on Sept 23, 2018 20:48:41 GMT -5
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Post by agog on Sept 23, 2018 21:43:38 GMT -5
Reminds me of some guys I worked with...
Proof the government is spying on me as I make Jackie posts.
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